Cathy Cat

"I don't like cats."

"Why don't you like cats?" "They're cute and kind!"

"No. They're annoying and dirty. "

"Dogs are much better!"

"Have you ever had a dog or a cat?"

"No I've never had a dog nor a cat!"

"Then why do you hate cats so much?"

"Okay, I have to go shopping real quick."

"I'll be back in a second."

(1 hour later)

"Okay I'm back!"

"What is that moving in that odd box!?"

"Well, say hello to your new cat!" "Wait... cat!??!" "Meet Cathy cat!"