Sam the Squirrel's Spectacular Storytimes. Story 1

Hi I'm Sam the squirrel, and everyday I will be telling you all a new little story of mine. Let's get into it!

So I was up in a tree hanging out with all my friends, and keep in mind our usual hanging out tree spot is right next to a human house. While my friends were talking I got distracted looking at the human house. Then I saw an open window with a nice big pie cooling on the ledge. I knew what I had to do. So I told my friends I'd be right back, and they all said okay without even looking at me. So I climbed down the tree and got to the pie, and started to feast, but about five seconds later a big mean pitbull spotted me, and started chasing me. Thankfully I made it back to the tree in time. Even though no one got hurt I still learned an important lesson: NEVER EVER GO TO A HUMAN HOUSE. The end.